Imagine the prices (and contents) of their mini-bars.

It seems there have been complications with some anonymous businessman's plan to open a Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired "erotic hotel" in Vilafranca, Spain, according to THR. The local town council apparently feels the hotel is too close to a famous chapel. A (presumably G-rated) bar and restaurant have been open on the site for months, but the fate of hotel—to be called "The Roissy Castle", after a chateau in the 1954 erotic novel The Story of O—remains unknown.