Just like in Scooby Doo

As you all know, I have many problems with fake books. One, they're fake books. Two, what are you supposed to keep in them? They're tiny! Three—and this is particularly true in this case—they're frequently crazy expensive. Behold the "Well-Thumbed Book Boxes", currently available through Anthropologie.com:


Yes, they're pretty colors. And yes, I guess you could store SOMETHING inside them (your TV remote?). But for $188, I would insist that my fake books be the kind that, when moved, expose a secret room hidden behind a library bookshelf.