That man is pure class.

On the most recent episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert posed for a series of bodice-ripper book covers. (He was trying to prove to Harlequin Books that he'd make a great cover model. And I don't know about you, but *I* would pay many, many dollars for a romance with him on it.) But even if his modeling dream is never realized, his tech flunkies very kindly posted his sample artwork on ColbertNation.com, so fans can make their own book covers.