RIP, books

I always feel a pang when I see fake books that used to be real books, and this "Secret Book Panel Hidden Storage" shelf is no different. Thankfully, the books I can see look pretty bad. (Dan Brown and William J. Bennett appear to have bit the dust.) I don't think the Fifty Shades of Grey series were ever released in hardcover, sadly. They're the only books that I can think of that would unquestionably be improved by being turned into a half-inch-long decorative shelf.