Share with a friend, or just give yourself a fake twin?

BIG NEWS: according to the Huffington Post, James L. Mathewuse—the artist behind the Sweet Valley High book covers that looked so intriguing when I was in elementary school—apparently takes commissions! For as little as $200, you could have your own portrait featuring a weirdly smoky(?) background, late-80s hairstyle, and a clearly-telegraphed virgin/whore dichotomy!!!