Step One: Avoid the bulls entirely.

In a move that will, ironically, probably raise his book's profile and generate way more sales, writer Bill Hillmann, co-author of the how-to-not-get-gored-by-a-bull advice guide Fiesta: How To Survive The Bulls Of Pamplona, has been gored by a bull. Admittedly, Mr. Hillman didn't die of said goring (he "suffered serious muscle tissue damage, but none to the bone or arteries"), so maybe at least half of his advice is still solid...?
Posted by: Julianka


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