Fifty sheds

I'm torn: is the twitter feed @FiftyShedsofGrey so wrong it's right, or just, you know, straight-up wrong? I'm torn, but leaning toward option B. These are painful (and they're just a tiny, tiny sampling of the available options):
Shed builders don't like to boast but I had to admit it wasn't the first time I'd had to get planning permission for one of my erections.

She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure, 'Now for the other boot.'

She slowly ran each ice cube over my manhood. It was sensual & erotic but it did mean our guests had to wait a bit longer for their drinks.
I am amused by the popularity of parodying a book that started as fanfic. It's like we're playing six degrees of Twilight.
Posted by: Julianka


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